wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

(via bellatrixt)

"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating (via rawfuel)

(Source: tealeafprincess, via bellatrixt)

"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."

(via suchvodka)

(Source: quotecomedy, via memoriasdeungeek)

australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

(via memoriasdeungeek)

egggggggs:

queerpropaganda:

how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute

pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.

(Source: faypunk, via memoriasdeungeek)

lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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(via memoriasdeungeek)

sharonosbourne:

saddeer:

my printer can suck a dick 

what kind of printer do you have

(via lostinwonderlandwithyoutubers)

Hasta las narices de Estadística.

Hasta las narices de Estadística.

save-the-wills:

when you ship something your friend doesn’t

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(Source: skygosh, via memoriasdeungeek)